Dear friends and esteemed colleagues:
I am writing to inform you of a new service that is being offered.
Would you like to send a love letter, apology, condolence, acknowledgment, complement, complaint, thank-you, or to engage in general correspondence?
Do you find yourself lacking the time, energy, motivation, interest, paper, attention span, or words?
I have GREAT news for you.
Now writing a letter is as easy as getting someone else to get someone else to do it for you.
With the Letter Subcontracting Service (LSS), meaningful correspondence is possible by proxy.
All you need provide is:
-a subject for or intended outcome of the letter
-the name you’d like the letter to be addressed to
-an address (geographical or virtual) where you can be reached
The letter will be mailed or emailed to you, ready for you to sign and pass along to the recipient!**
And…the great news just got better–LSS is a FREE service! Take advantage now!
Please feel free to forward this announcement to anyone who may be interested in LSS.
Please feel equally free to send any questions you may have.
Sincerely and with warm regards,
aislinn
**signatures may be forged and mailed directly to recipient upon request. Please specify your preference for this option and include a description of your signature.
